Attention fellows (ladies, you get a hall pass) - a kind pastor of a church who supports our club events, has reported a repeat offender (dressed in full cycling kit) has been frequenting the church and relieving himself on the church’s HVAC system and outdoor faucet. I guess this fellow doesn’t realize surveillance cameras are capturing him in the act. Big brother is watching!

I hope this is not one of our members. If so, STOP. As members of the cycling community, we need to be mindful and respectful of people’s property. Nature calls and relief options are not always available, so please be discreet and choose your relief sites carefully.