This just in! The Commander of AdvetureCorps has called an audible. D-Day has been delayed by 24 hrs. H Hour is now 1:00 on Sunday. Weather conditions will be more suitable for the assault.
Hmmm. I came up with effluvium as in telogen effluvium, one of the leading causes of baldness and galoot, a fellow, especially one that is strange or foolish. I thought you were referring to yourself.