I found this on the Cervelo Forum and thought it was pretty good. The author gave me permission to share it.
Bohemian Lapsody (To the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody)
(My apologies to Queen).
Is it my lap?
Is it your lap?
Is it my lap?
Is it your lap?
Someone has to go!
No,
No,
No,
No,
Oh Mama Mia,
Mama Mia,
It’s time for me to go.
Beelzebub has a flat tire set aside for me,
For me,
For MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
So you think you can pass me and spit in my eye?
So you think you can smoke by me and leave me to die?
No baby,
Not likely baby,
Just gotta get out,
Just gotta get out,
I Just gotta get of this gear….
I’ve done my laps.
And I’ve paid my dues.
I’ve enjoyed this event and everything that goes with it,
I thank you all.
But it’s been no bed of roses,
No pleasure cruise.
I considered it challenge,
For all at this race,
And one that I’ll never loose….
We aren’t champions my friends.
We had too many beers,
So here it ends.
26 laps done,
26 laps done,
Those guys did 29, in even less time,
So they are the champions,
Until next year…..