Come race cyclocross in Columbia TN. It's the most fun you can have on 2 wheels. Tomorrow is the last race of the series. The races are at Chickasaw trace, so you can do some MTBing afterwards if you want.
http://www.columbiacyclingclub.com/races-cyclocross.asp
I would but I'm not sure I can get motivated to get out myself!!
Post up if you decide on a ride and I'll consider it. Fat tire or road is all good.
Yvonne