Crankin is good but that ignores history. Gotta tie in to "Shotgun County".

Bill,
You should have known Yvonne and I would have to put our 2 cents in. We came up with our top ten list:

1. Manson's Helter Skelter
2. Manson's Metric Mania
3. Hillbilly Hammerfest
4. Hilly Billy Adventure Ride
5. Hillbillies on Wheels
6. Redneck Road Hogs
7. Marry Yo Mamma Metric
8. So Yur Daddy's Yur Brother Bike-A-Thon
9. Inbred Backroads Bike Ride
0. Ya Ain't From Round These Here Parts Is Ya? So you'd best pedal Yur *** the *** outta here quick--Century in a Flash

T-shirt--Picture of Bill dressed in overalls smoking a corn cob pipe

Need more creative ideas?
We are thinking about quitting teaching and doing Late night Comedy
We can laugh cause we live in Smurna

ya'll made me spew coffee out my nose...you are too phunnie!!

****, y'all ain't from around here. Plannin on ridin? Careful. Cain't never tell wut might happin.

11. Yu Git Sum Nerv Warin' em Shinee, Blackin, Tite Drawrs -
I'm Gunna Sik Bubba on Jew - So Yu'd Bestin' Gits To Pedlin'-

"Why'd I Sign Up For This Century?" LOOORRDD HEP !!!!!