Cycle Cannon County sounds like "C3" ride?

c cubed ?

Having just spent several hours pedaling the Cannon County hillsides, I have a few thoughts:

1. Crystal Capital Century - place landmarks by all the meth labs

2. Cannon County Roubaix - especially if your route includes Patchcorn Hollow, St. John's Hollow and N. Short Mountain Road.

3. Goat Chase Metric - yes we were chased by goats.

4. Manson's Madness Metric - a historical perspective with a tribute to Charlie Mason hiding out on Short Mountain

5. Dog Dodge Challenge - there sure are plenty of fido's that love ankle sausage.

6. Ache Breake Heart Ride - yes, have Billy Ray playing on Locke Creek.

7. Giro De Woodbury – OK it is not Italy, and Tom Cruise is not getting married anywhere close but it does have a certain ring

8. Iconium Holiday Tour – with a community name like Iconium, your bound to attract national attention

9. Gassaway Thunder Century – Gassaway would be a great rest stop. Why not have a featured special Cannon County serving of pinto beans. It would make going up Big Hill a breeze.

10. Spring Green Century – OK, enough satire. Cannon County is beautiful, especially in the springtime.

You know after reviewing the suggestions, Nut's first idea goes hand in hand with Scott's first idea. I guess you could say it's a double entendre: "Crankin' Cannon County!" (Crank?)

I think it's a winner!

Thanks

Crankin is good but that ignores history. Gotta tie in to "Shotgun County".

Bill,
You should have known Yvonne and I would have to put our 2 cents in. We came up with our top ten list:

1. Manson's Helter Skelter
2. Manson's Metric Mania
3. Hillbilly Hammerfest
4. Hilly Billy Adventure Ride
5. Hillbillies on Wheels
6. Redneck Road Hogs
7. Marry Yo Mamma Metric
8. So Yur Daddy's Yur Brother Bike-A-Thon
9. Inbred Backroads Bike Ride
0. Ya Ain't From Round These Here Parts Is Ya? So you'd best pedal Yur *** the *** outta here quick--Century in a Flash

T-shirt--Picture of Bill dressed in overalls smoking a corn cob pipe

Need more creative ideas?
We are thinking about quitting teaching and doing Late night Comedy
We can laugh cause we live in Smurna

ya'll made me spew coffee out my nose...you are too phunnie!!

****, y'all ain't from around here. Plannin on ridin? Careful. Cain't never tell wut might happin.

11. Yu Git Sum Nerv Warin' em Shinee, Blackin, Tite Drawrs -
I'm Gunna Sik Bubba on Jew - So Yu'd Bestin' Gits To Pedlin'-

"Why'd I Sign Up For This Century?" LOOORRDD HEP !!!!!