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> NEW NAME > > Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, > you need some silliness to break up the day. > Here is your dose ... > > Follow the instructions to find your funny name. > > The following is an excerpt from a children's book, > "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of > Professor Poopypants," by Dave Pilkey. The evil > Professor forces everyone to assume new names. > Lest we take ourselves too seriously, take a moment > to find your new name and wear it with humor for > the day ... > > Use the third letter of your first name to > determine your NEW first name: > > a = stinky > b = lumpy > c = buttercup > d = gidget > e = crusty > f = greasy > g = fluffy > h = cheeseball > i = chim-chim > j = poopsie > k = flunky > l = booger > m = pinky > n = zippy > o = goober > p = doofus > q = slimy > r = loopy > s = snotty > t = falafel > u = dorkey > v = squeezit > w = oprah > x = skipper > y = dinky > z = zsa-zsa > > Use the second letter of your last name to > determine the first half of your NEW last name: > > a = diaper > b = toilet > c = giggle > d = bubble > e = girdle > f = barf > g = lizard > h = waffle > i = cootie > j = monkey > k = potty > l = liver > m = banana > n = rhino > o = burger > p = hamster > q = toad > r = gizzard > s = pizza > t = gerbil > u = chicken > v = pickle > w = chuckle > x = tofu > y = gorilla > z = stinker > > Use the fourth letter of your last name to > determine the second half of your NEW last name: > > a = head > b = mouth > c = face > d = nose > e = tush > f = breath > g = pants > h = shorts > i = lips > j = honker > k = butt > l = brain > m = tushie > n = chunks > o = hiney > p = biscuits > q = toes > r = buns > s = fanny > t = sniffer > u = sprinkles > v = kisser > w = squirt > x = humperdinck > y = brains > z = juice > > Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name > is Goober Chickenshorts. > > Clinton's new name is Poopsie Liverchunks.
