"If they say good looks could kill, then please don't look at me! 'Coz I don't wanna see you die for me!"
Joke2:
"Para kang kuto, I can't get you out of my head; para kang muta; I can't take you off my eyes; para kang pustiso, I can't smile w/o you; para kang utot tahimik pero may dating."
Joke3:
"If you wanna taste the best coffee... starbucks ka If you wanna dance till you drop... malate bars ka. If you wanna see someone cute... punta ka sa bahay namin...look for me. "
Joke4:
"Is it my obligation to pray for you. To make you happy. To comfort you when your down, to lift your spirit. Wala naman akong choice E! Ganyan talaga and papel ng Anghel!!!"
Joke5:
"Masama ang loob ko sayo. Pwede mo namang sabihin ng harapan sa akin, bakit kailangan sa ibang tao ko pa malaman. Bad trip ka talaga! Tama ba namang ipagkalat mong cute ako?"
