THE HELIUM FILLED BRA.




In answer to questions concerning my Helium Bra project:




My helium filled bra was designed to uplift, to defy gravity,


like helium balloons,


but it takes too much gas to do the trick.




The smallest size that would work was equal to about two basketballs.


Wearers were restricted from using elevators,


and short people, often complete strangers,


were using them for shade.




In several test runs, the bras exploded,


causing the wearers to speak in unattractive chipmunk voices


for over twenty minutes.






Jack Blanchard




© 2001