Outside now, you bunch of *******s. That fat **** beat me by accident, he'd had so much Paul Weller that he couldn't see straight, let alone chuck (another) fantastic round of arrows.

You had the bloke with no hair, he was a ringer, and that Kris bloke. He was a ringer. Despite the fact he played in the game at your place.

That bald ****er wouldn't come outside when offered, and by the time the two squaddy looking types offered to join me it was too cold anyway.

Thanks very much for ruining our season (again), bring your ringers back anytime.

...doubles for dough you fecking inbred. You and your wierdfellows ****** couldn't finish a *****

Have to agree with you about the big fella though. His strong end to the season (MOM in Oddys match?) must see him with a run towards the honours. His form dipped in the mid season, but that was down to dartitis.

The key is in the training, he tells me. By God he's good. If he wins nowt its a stitch. He must now move beyond the mighty in the stats, as the mighty preferred to stay in with his pipe and slippers instead of enjoying one of THE nights in EDC history...