I think me and the Bulldog will make an appearance, probably about 7.30 ish. Probably bring some of that Kronenburg 1664 lager beer as well. I believe it's good stuff.
I believe the 'dog has been on telling the world about his missus and her prediliction for the 'larger' darting genius. I am heartbroken however, as I have lost her to Rofty.
Mind you, man mountain Rofty has a job on his hands with his new 'chick' though, had he been at her Gregory Peck with the Dyson or what??!
And as for Big **** and El Capitano, well, they let the Club down with the no-show at the Miller. You'd have thought that the pull of such a customer friendly establishment would have brought about the premature end to any wonderful honeymoon???