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Baker

Sep 25, 05 - 6:59 AM

Funnies

A new topic...basically just add anything funny from the matches this season.

I'll start with parry's long range shooting against 'Gaffers', two efforts....two throw ins. Priceless!

Bailey

Sep 25th, 2005 - 1:28 PM

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nice one bakes, now this is where the anti-parry campaign starts, we cant let the little ****er win any awards this year.... this is for one simple reason, hes ego is big enough!!!!

also what was funny was on sunday for cutters parry missed a free header from the middle of goal 4 yards out

p.s cheers parry forletting me have a nap on your sofa.

Gaffa

Sep 25th, 2005 - 3:50 PM

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A lot of you wont be aware of this, but an hour into the Gaffers game Puggy threw a little hissy fit because he realised he had forgotten to change his pants.

The poor boy has got issues!

Baker

Sep 26th, 2005 - 3:03 PM

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I'll get this one in early as it is the biggest certainty in history that our beloved number 10 will wear gloves to play football in this season....probably in october. That's Pretty boy strikers for you....

mr experience

Sep 27th, 2005 - 9:21 AM

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whats the betting the number 10 wears tights aswell as gloves, but he should just stick to wearing them during a game, but now he's single its probably the only way he's going to get into a pair of tights anyway.

Gaffa

Sep 27th, 2005 - 1:09 PM

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The gloves got their first outting on Sunday for Cutters. As for wearing tights, i'll leave that for Man Utd soft cocks like Ryan Giggs.

Parry (16)

Sep 30th, 2005 - 1:48 AM

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Firstly Bakes - the wind took both of those shots and u know it (yes the wind did change direction second half) I was clearing our lines anyway, you know pin um in there half dont let um out, that sort of thing.

Secondly Bailey - Anti-Parry campaign f**kin sucks and is causing my ego to deflate. SO STOP IT!!!!
PS. Votes Dont Lie

Thirdly Gaffa - If u wanna where gloves then wear them, then we can go build a f**kin snowman u big girls blouse. No but seriously do u wear them as protection for when u try to chest the ball but always end up catchin it

If they make u play better and score goals I'm all for them tho!!
PS. Giggs had a tight hamstring that day and if u wanna use a professional footballer as an eg of tight wearin it should have been John Barnes

My moment of the season so far is Bailey bein scared of Dynamos! Told the Gaffa he couldnt play cuz he had to leave at half time but ended up stayin the whole game cuz we were winnin.....who needed him anyway??

shouldnt have dribbled on my cushion

Bailey

Oct 1st, 2005 - 3:29 AM

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hey there my fellow olypia mates, please no one pass the ball to parry as he sucks donkey dick.... ( nice hair parry, who cut that stevie wonder???)

Sam The Man

Oct 5th, 2005 - 5:27 AM

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Hi,

As you are all probably aware now, I am a star around gloucestershire due to the echo article. Since that Echo article I have been inundated with autograph request. So I hope you are all ok without me on saturday, I will be back to sign autographs in 2 weeks.

Only Joking, that was a terrible picture of me, and if anything, I have been abused in the street a lot more than I normally would. I think its because people now associate me with Parry.

So really this weird and confusing message, is all about the picture in the echo being something funny for this season. And also the part in the article where it says my goal was a simple tap in, it was a forty yard thunderbolt Not happy!

Baker

Oct 24th, 2005 - 4:43 AM

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The Winchcombe bloke after the game kicking off with everyone after the game and booting our changing room door open only for parry to try and shake his hand!

Can we call the referee's performance funny now? Not sure...

Gaffa

Oct 24th, 2005 - 6:57 AM

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An unnamed player (here’s a clue; he sleeps with grannies) pinning a picture of us with the Charities Cup on the changing room door. Gaaarrrrrry now wants us to get 20 made up, bearing the slogan "You've Been Olympia-ed" so we can leave them at any club we beat as a calling card.

Baker

Nov 2nd, 2005 - 3:13 AM

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Yiend and rowan getting skinned by a 50 yr old, thats 10 yrs more than their ages combined!!
Forget the fact that he used to play for cheltenham town, the heads were hanging in shame.

Gaffa

Nov 17th, 2005 - 10:53 AM

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I've got to name and shame myself! I have to acknowledge the fact that I had a go at Yiendy for not "killing the game off", then within a minute of doing so I blazed the ball over the bar from 6 yards. Doh!!

Also have to mention a certain young player who should stay off the Alcopops for a while after telling the whole of Cheltenham that his girlfriend has 34DD breasts, and will do anything except anal.

mr experience

Nov 18th, 2005 - 5:40 AM

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Dan thinks he's going to now get his call up at old trafford, keano carried his fellow players Dan, not the other way round.

£Libby£

Dec 6th, 2005 - 11:21 PM

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Dont know if anyone saw this but when Alan and Jim were taking the nets down after the game, Alan got stuck in the net, and was dangaling from the top of the net by his foot, every time he tried to get unstuck he ended up pulling himself higher.

Jim wasnt sure whether to help him or laugh at him.

Peter Kay

Dec 8th, 2005 - 3:27 PM

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Sure he wasnt caught by his forehead, or should that be fivehead!

Parry (16)

Jan 6th, 2006 - 2:33 AM

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Gotta name and shame Puggy
Me, him n Bailey went to watch The Birmingham v Utd game at St Andrews. Now we all know how Puggy loves a bargain, well on the way to the ground there was a bloke sellin half price programmes.
Puggy bought one.
It wasnt until l8r on when in our seats that Bailey asked to have a look at it, we realised why they we're half price. Bailey just started roaring.
It was a programme from 3rd December match against West Ham.
Needless to say we we're in bits for a good 5mins and to this day Puggy will still tell u that its alrite, and that he doesnt mind cuz a programme is a programme. He didnt actually get one for the Utd game tho.
COMEDEY!!!!!

Baker

Jan 6th, 2006 - 7:31 AM

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Sure is, now learn how to spell it...

Nwankwo Kanu

Jan 12th, 2006 - 4:04 AM

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I see from your local newspaper (Gloucestershire Echo)that you have a player called Sam Yiend. I understand that he didn’t have the best of luck on Saturday.

First of all he blazed over the bar for 4 yards out, how embarrassing! I know how he feels.

Then he had a certain goal stolen off him by an ageing fullback back.

Parry (16)

Jan 16th, 2006 - 1:33 AM

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THE FUNNIEST EVER
Mr Sam Yiend sent me n Bakes an E-Mail sayin how he had friends in high places (Hugh McAuley/Julian Alsop) and that they we're soughting him out tickets for Liverpool v Spurs!
Fair enough, he drove all the way up there watched the team arrive n come of the coach etc all excited.
However, Alsop hadn't actually told Yiendo that the tickets had all fallen through. AWESOME!!
So not only did he have to listen to the game on the radio drivin home but he also missed our win against Phoenix (meanin he wont b startin next week either)
Some friends you got Yiendo!!

Baker

Jan 16th, 2006 - 2:47 AM

Re: Funnies

Gotta agree with parry, when yeind told me saturday night, i couldnt stop laughing. Got to mention puggy who in the changing rooms straight after the game asked what day it was?!?

Gaffa

Jan 19th, 2006 - 8:56 AM

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Puggy wasn't the only one who’s brain shut down on Saturday. Just after the photos I asked Andy what the time was. He replied that it was 2.01pm (14.01), bearing in mind we kicked off at 2.00pm I asked him if he was sure, then he realised that he was actually reading the date. Doh

Also, lets not forget the two roaming runs Jas and Jim made during the game. Both players made excellent runs into the box then fell over swinging for the ball on their strongest foot.

Yiend Dogg

Jan 20th, 2006 - 11:15 AM

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hola

This is beginning to get a bit racist. Picking on Yiendo all the time.

Just because I've got a stupid foreign sounding surname, and tend to have funny things happen to me every week, doesn't mean I have to be the subject of funnies each week.

Just wait till something funny happens to you!

ooooooo you'll get it.

Fashion Queen

Jan 31st, 2006 - 1:58 PM

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So simple it really is that funny - Jas & Sandy wearing exactly the same shirt out on Saturday night. Couldnt have written it better, and no they were'nt allowed to borrow one of Bailey's

Gaffa

Feb 4th, 2006 - 6:42 PM

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I can’t believe no one has put this on!

Lets not forget about our Veteran winger Garry Atkinson. 31 year old Garry got i.d.’ed at Whetherspoons (a known hangout for 12 year olds). What was Garry’s reply to the bouncers? The classic line of “Look! I’ve got grey hair”

Gaffa

Apr 14th, 2006 - 4:40 PM

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Is this the best excuse ever for missing an open goal?
Last night, Greg Chesters missed an open goal from 3 yards out after the goalie and defender took each other out. His excuse; “I normally where cycling shorts but I’ve not got them on and my knob was flapping around too much!”

Blakey

Apr 16th, 2006 - 11:24 AM

Re: Funnies

greg chesters yet again!!!!!
open goal...keeper to beat...spanked wide!!!
mine hit a awkward bounce on the right side of the pitch n gregs did not!!!

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Baker Sep 25, 05 - 6:59 AM	Funnies A new topic...basically just add anything funny from the matches this season. I'll start with parry's long range shooting against 'Gaffers', two efforts....two throw ins. Priceless!
Bailey Sep 25th, 2005 - 1:28 PM	Re: Funnies nice one bakes, now this is where the anti-parry campaign starts, we cant let the little ****er win any awards this year.... this is for one simple reason, hes ego is big enough!!!! also what was funny was on sunday for cutters parry missed a free header from the middle of goal 4 yards out p.s cheers parry forletting me have a nap on your sofa.
Gaffa Sep 25th, 2005 - 3:50 PM	Re: Funnies A lot of you wont be aware of this, but an hour into the Gaffers game Puggy threw a little hissy fit because he realised he had forgotten to change his pants. The poor boy has got issues!
Baker Sep 26th, 2005 - 3:03 PM	Re: Funnies I'll get this one in early as it is the biggest certainty in history that our beloved number 10 will wear gloves to play football in this season....probably in october. That's Pretty boy strikers for you....
mr experience Sep 27th, 2005 - 9:21 AM	Re: Funnies whats the betting the number 10 wears tights aswell as gloves, but he should just stick to wearing them during a game, but now he's single its probably the only way he's going to get into a pair of tights anyway. Email: jas@nipponautomotive.co.uk
Gaffa Sep 27th, 2005 - 1:09 PM	Re: Funnies The gloves got their first outting on Sunday for Cutters. As for wearing tights, i'll leave that for Man Utd soft cocks like Ryan Giggs.
Parry (16) Sep 30th, 2005 - 1:48 AM	Re: Funnies Firstly Bakes - the wind took both of those shots and u know it (yes the wind did change direction second half) I was clearing our lines anyway, you know pin um in there half dont let um out, that sort of thing. Secondly Bailey - Anti-Parry campaign fkin sucks and is causing my ego to deflate. SO STOP IT!!!! PS. Votes Dont Lie Thirdly Gaffa - If u wanna where gloves then wear them, then we can go build a fkin snowman u big girls blouse. No but seriously do u wear them as protection for when u try to chest the ball but always end up catchin it If they make u play better and score goals I'm all for them tho!! PS. Giggs had a tight hamstring that day and if u wanna use a professional footballer as an eg of tight wearin it should have been John Barnes My moment of the season so far is Bailey bein scared of Dynamos! Told the Gaffa he couldnt play cuz he had to leave at half time but ended up stayin the whole game cuz we were winnin.....who needed him anyway?? shouldnt have dribbled on my cushion
Bailey Oct 1st, 2005 - 3:29 AM	Re: Funnies hey there my fellow olypia mates, please no one pass the ball to parry as he sucks donkey dick.... ( nice hair parry, who cut that stevie wonder???)
Sam The Man Oct 5th, 2005 - 5:27 AM	Re: Funnies Hi, As you are all probably aware now, I am a star around gloucestershire due to the echo article. Since that Echo article I have been inundated with autograph request. So I hope you are all ok without me on saturday, I will be back to sign autographs in 2 weeks. Only Joking, that was a terrible picture of me, and if anything, I have been abused in the street a lot more than I normally would. I think its because people now associate me with Parry. So really this weird and confusing message, is all about the picture in the echo being something funny for this season. And also the part in the article where it says my goal was a simple tap in, it was a forty yard thunderbolt Not happy!
Baker Oct 24th, 2005 - 4:43 AM	Re: Funnies The Winchcombe bloke after the game kicking off with everyone after the game and booting our changing room door open only for parry to try and shake his hand! Can we call the referee's performance funny now? Not sure...
Gaffa Oct 24th, 2005 - 6:57 AM	Re: Funnies An unnamed player (here’s a clue; he sleeps with grannies) pinning a picture of us with the Charities Cup on the changing room door. Gaaarrrrrry now wants us to get 20 made up, bearing the slogan "You've Been Olympia-ed" so we can leave them at any club we beat as a calling card.
Baker Nov 2nd, 2005 - 3:13 AM	Re: Funnies Yiend and rowan getting skinned by a 50 yr old, thats 10 yrs more than their ages combined!! Forget the fact that he used to play for cheltenham town, the heads were hanging in shame.
Gaffa Nov 17th, 2005 - 10:53 AM	Re: Funnies I've got to name and shame myself! I have to acknowledge the fact that I had a go at Yiendy for not "killing the game off", then within a minute of doing so I blazed the ball over the bar from 6 yards. Doh!! Also have to mention a certain young player who should stay off the Alcopops for a while after telling the whole of Cheltenham that his girlfriend has 34DD breasts, and will do anything except anal.
mr experience Nov 18th, 2005 - 5:40 AM	Re: Funnies Dan thinks he's going to now get his call up at old trafford, keano carried his fellow players Dan, not the other way round.
£Libby£ Dec 6th, 2005 - 11:21 PM	Re: Funnies Dont know if anyone saw this but when Alan and Jim were taking the nets down after the game, Alan got stuck in the net, and was dangaling from the top of the net by his foot, every time he tried to get unstuck he ended up pulling himself higher. Jim wasnt sure whether to help him or laugh at him.
Peter Kay Dec 8th, 2005 - 3:27 PM	Re: Funnies Sure he wasnt caught by his forehead, or should that be fivehead!
Parry (16) Jan 6th, 2006 - 2:33 AM	Re: Funnies Gotta name and shame Puggy Me, him n Bailey went to watch The Birmingham v Utd game at St Andrews. Now we all know how Puggy loves a bargain, well on the way to the ground there was a bloke sellin half price programmes. Puggy bought one. It wasnt until l8r on when in our seats that Bailey asked to have a look at it, we realised why they we're half price. Bailey just started roaring. It was a programme from 3rd December match against West Ham. Needless to say we we're in bits for a good 5mins and to this day Puggy will still tell u that its alrite, and that he doesnt mind cuz a programme is a programme. He didnt actually get one for the Utd game tho. COMEDEY!!!!!
Baker Jan 6th, 2006 - 7:31 AM	Re: Funnies Sure is, now learn how to spell it...
Nwankwo Kanu Jan 12th, 2006 - 4:04 AM	Re: Funnies I see from your local newspaper (Gloucestershire Echo)that you have a player called Sam Yiend. I understand that he didn’t have the best of luck on Saturday. First of all he blazed over the bar for 4 yards out, how embarrassing! I know how he feels. Then he had a certain goal stolen off him by an ageing fullback back.
Parry (16) Jan 16th, 2006 - 1:33 AM	Re: Funnies THE FUNNIEST EVER Mr Sam Yiend sent me n Bakes an E-Mail sayin how he had friends in high places (Hugh McAuley/Julian Alsop) and that they we're soughting him out tickets for Liverpool v Spurs! Fair enough, he drove all the way up there watched the team arrive n come of the coach etc all excited. However, Alsop hadn't actually told Yiendo that the tickets had all fallen through. AWESOME!! So not only did he have to listen to the game on the radio drivin home but he also missed our win against Phoenix (meanin he wont b startin next week either) Some friends you got Yiendo!!
Baker Jan 16th, 2006 - 2:47 AM	Re: Funnies Gotta agree with parry, when yeind told me saturday night, i couldnt stop laughing. Got to mention puggy who in the changing rooms straight after the game asked what day it was?!?
Gaffa Jan 19th, 2006 - 8:56 AM	Re: Funnies Puggy wasn't the only one who’s brain shut down on Saturday. Just after the photos I asked Andy what the time was. He replied that it was 2.01pm (14.01), bearing in mind we kicked off at 2.00pm I asked him if he was sure, then he realised that he was actually reading the date. Doh Also, lets not forget the two roaming runs Jas and Jim made during the game. Both players made excellent runs into the box then fell over swinging for the ball on their strongest foot.
Yiend Dogg Jan 20th, 2006 - 11:15 AM	Re: Funnies hola This is beginning to get a bit racist. Picking on Yiendo all the time. Just because I've got a stupid foreign sounding surname, and tend to have funny things happen to me every week, doesn't mean I have to be the subject of funnies each week. Just wait till something funny happens to you! ooooooo you'll get it.
Fashion Queen Jan 31st, 2006 - 1:58 PM	Re: Funnies So simple it really is that funny - Jas & Sandy wearing exactly the same shirt out on Saturday night. Couldnt have written it better, and no they were'nt allowed to borrow one of Bailey's
Gaffa Feb 4th, 2006 - 6:42 PM	Re: Funnies I can’t believe no one has put this on! Lets not forget about our Veteran winger Garry Atkinson. 31 year old Garry got i.d.’ed at Whetherspoons (a known hangout for 12 year olds). What was Garry’s reply to the bouncers? The classic line of “Look! I’ve got grey hair”
Gaffa Apr 14th, 2006 - 4:40 PM	Re: Funnies Is this the best excuse ever for missing an open goal? Last night, Greg Chesters missed an open goal from 3 yards out after the goalie and defender took each other out. His excuse; “I normally where cycling shorts but I’ve not got them on and my knob was flapping around too much!”
Blakey Apr 16th, 2006 - 11:24 AM	Re: Funnies greg chesters yet again!!!!! open goal...keeper to beat...spanked wide!!! mine hit a awkward bounce on the right side of the pitch n gregs did not!!!