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heaven or h--l |
| Name: |
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Harold E Lehman |
| Date Posted: |
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Oct 6, 05 - 2:01 PM |
| Message: |
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An old lady dies and goes to heaven© She's chatting it up with St©
>
> Peter at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears
the most
> awful bloodcurdling screams©
>
> "Don't worry about that," says St© Peter, "it's only
someone having
> the holes put into her shoulder blades for wings©"
>
> The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries on
with the
> conversation© Ten minutes later, there are more blood
curdling
> screams
> "Oh my God," says the old lady, "now what is happening?"
"Not to
> worry,"
> says St© Peter, "She's just having her head drilled to fit
the
> halo©"
>
>
> "I can't do this," says the old lady, "I'm going to hell©"
"You
> can't
> go there, "says St© Peter© "You'll be raped and sodomized©"
>
> "Maybe so," says the old lady, "but I've already got the
holes
> drilled for that!"
>
>
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