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whiskey or soda |
| Name: |
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Harold E Lehman |
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Oct 2, 05 - 5:09 PM |
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A pompous minister was seated next to a hillbilly on a flight across
>> the
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>>> > country. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The
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>>> > hillbilly asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed
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>>> > before him. The
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>>> > flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink.
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>>> >
>>> >
>>> > The minister replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by
>> brazen
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>>> > *****s than let liquor touch these lips."
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>>> >
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>>> > The hillbilly then handed his drink back to the flight attendant and
>>> >
>>> > said, "Man, me too. I didn't know we got a choice." |
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